Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
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He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Please don't give away my fajitas
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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