U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
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