I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
Randomize