So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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