I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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