I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
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we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
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You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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