But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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