I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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