He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
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the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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