So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
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