something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
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Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
I was going to text you that earlier, but I felt like before 10 was probably to early to bring up boners
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Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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