I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
then he tried to convert me to islam
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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