So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
How naked do you want me to be?
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