But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
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