The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
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