the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
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I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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