Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
I'm jealous of your bromance
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
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my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
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Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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