you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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