ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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