I must be too annoying 4 u.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
Randomize
