I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize