miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I am mentally ready for anal.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
