In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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