I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
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apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
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