Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
29 People Confess The Worst Example Of Dirty Talk They’ve Ever Heard
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode