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• (646): View more from New York

  Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.

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  what. the. fuck.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.

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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  just found out that she named her cat after me.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  I broke a rule

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  Which One?!

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  The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.

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  You're officially the worst brother ever.

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• (805): View more from California

  I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him

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• (925): View more from California

  He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.

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