you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
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my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
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i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?