sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
Randomize
