Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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