Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
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What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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