I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
Randomize