If i could tip my vagina, i would.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
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What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
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It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
This can only be settled by a dance off.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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