I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
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The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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