I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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