No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
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I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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