i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
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