My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
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