I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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