i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
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I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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