Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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