69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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