I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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