the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Came home and the girl was sitting on the steps "talking" on her ipod touch AND was halfway done eating a raw cucumber.
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Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
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how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
sober me doesnt really want him anymore, but when drunk me takes over, she might want him, and god only knows the shit that might happen with drunk me.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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