STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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