Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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