she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
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There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
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I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
i now understand why vodka
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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