just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
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He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
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i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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