Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
A homeless guy wouldnt accept my granola bar because he didnt have any teeth. I think i win the prize for the ultimate rejection
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
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