At least make sure they are 18
Why
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
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