Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
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He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
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I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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