This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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