I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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