we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
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