The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
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So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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