yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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