My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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