Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
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