Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
Randomize
