we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
She told me she couldnt give me head last night because she was running out of listerine
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
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