honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
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Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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