kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
he is the anna nicole to my 90 year-old billionaire. i'm grateful that he's fucking me, so i'm buying him shit.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
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