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(302): View more from Delaware

I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course

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(248): View more from Michigan

I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time

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(860): View more from Connecticut

WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!

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(519): View more from Ontario

we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"

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(480): View more from Arizona

We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.

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(516): View more from New York

i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets

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(613): View more from Ontario

So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed

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(313): View more from Michigan

Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?

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