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You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.

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(617): You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable. http://tfl.nu/i02t

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(512): View more from Texas

remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning

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(512): remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning http://tfl.nu/4vog

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(860): View more from Connecticut

You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.

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(860): You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people. http://tfl.nu/iay5

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(847): View more from Illinois

..i think i can hear you losing your virginity

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(847): ..i think i can hear you losing your virginity http://tfl.nu/nv6r

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Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .

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(502): Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely . http://tfl.nu/di6d

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(647): View more from Ontario

Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.

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(647): Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral. http://tfl.nu/3rm8

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(703): View more from Virginia

I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl

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(703): I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl http://tfl.nu/f1pk

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(404): View more from Georgia

He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?

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(404): He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair? http://tfl.nu/ho1p

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(651): View more from Minnesota

He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.

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(651): He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old. http://tfl.nu/87vs

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(410): View more from Maryland

halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt

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(410): halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt http://tfl.nu/2dpk

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He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.

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(914): He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will. http://tfl.nu/096i

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I feel strange, like something is off with my body

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Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days

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(604): I feel strange, like something is off with my body (1-604): Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days http://tfl.nu/yx6p

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I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.

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(563): I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers. http://tfl.nu/w57w

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Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection

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(19): Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection http://tfl.nu/jg8t

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(734): View more from Michigan

Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.

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Sadly that explains a lot.

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(734): Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka. (1-734): Sadly that explains a lot. http://tfl.nu/6w41

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