I'm so fucking centered right now
ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
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MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
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got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing